Can you imagine Harry trying to parent his children and tell them they need to settle down but then James Sirius just pulls out his edition of Harry James Potter: A History and goes, “When you were my age you followed an alleged mass murderer into a tunnel, faced a werewolf and nearly got killed by dementors. I think I can go to The Bent-Winged Snitches concert.”
lets face it, tampons are just a cheaper and more compact version of dildos
Unpleasant customers who complain and say they’d rather go somewhere else.
when your friend is lying but you know the truth
So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..
"my ass"open 24 hours
If you’ve all got texts, please ignore them.