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portablemiah:

i would describe my art style as post-kindergarten scribblecore


reblogged from narratedbysarcasm, originally portablemiah
posted 1 hour ago on 2/9/2014 with 305,018 notes

sexbangs:

august 31st, 11:59pm

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september 1st, 12:00am

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reblogged from narratedbysarcasm, originally sexbangs
posted 1 hour ago on 2/9/2014 with 33,534 notes

firelorcl:

hairstyles change your entire appearance don’t even try to tell me they don’t


reblogged from ohmyseason6cas, originally firelorcl
posted 1 hour ago on 2/9/2014 with 92,513 notes

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

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ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing


reblogged from ohmyseason6cas, originally grubsludge
posted 1 hour ago on 2/9/2014 with 116,810 notes

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists


reblogged from dancingwithgorillas, originally officialunitedstates
posted 1 hour ago on 2/9/2014 with 212,976 notes

bikinipowerbottom:

billiamswheatdown:

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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When you finger yourself while masturbating

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when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

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reblogged from crackerjock, originally ladygagarbage
posted 1 hour ago on 2/9/2014 with 174,809 notes

reblogged from dancingwithgorillas, originally inspectorjavier
posted 1 hour ago on 2/9/2014 with 10,641 notes

itssexualhour:

one day my (now ex) girlfriend was like ‘i think you should grow out some stubble, i think it would look good on you’ so i was like yeah okay whatever and i did it and this one time i was going down on her she was like moaning ‘robb uh robb’ etc and it took me like 3 days to figure out she was imagining i was robb stark from game of thrones like wtf


reblogged from jenneko, originally itssexualhour
posted 1 hour ago on 2/9/2014 with 1,093 notes

reblogged from sherleck, originally stilinskis
posted 1 hour ago on 2/9/2014 with 43,244 notes

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports


reblogged from crackerjock, originally weavemunchers
posted 1 hour ago on 2/9/2014 with 42,548 notes