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reblogged from sinisteria, originally araabella
posted 8 hours ago on 20/10/2014 with 2,165 notes

reblogged from sixfigs, originally englishsnow
posted 1 day ago on 19/10/2014 with 10,445 notes

prongsmydeer:

Can you imagine Harry trying to parent his children and tell them they need to settle down but then James Sirius just pulls out his edition of Harry James Potter: A History and goes, “When you were my age you followed an alleged mass murderer into a tunnel, faced a werewolf and nearly got killed by dementors. I think I can go to The Bent-Winged Snitches concert.” 


reblogged from marlenemckinnons, originally felllikeamarionette
posted 1 day ago on 19/10/2014 with 50,616 notes

thugmissus:

sighruben:

lets face it, tampons are just a cheaper and more compact version of dildos

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reblogged from 2spoopysaurus, originally etferus
posted 1 day ago on 19/10/2014 with 81,051 notes

Am I a prude?


reblogged from songofsarcasm, originally flashybarry
posted 1 day ago on 19/10/2014 with 145,748 notes

Customer Service Problem #34 

Unpleasant customers who complain and say they’d rather go somewhere else.

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reblogged from laurelcastillxo, originally ijustneedthemoney
posted 1 day ago on 19/10/2014 with 37,719 notes

allteensrelate:

when your friend is lying but you know the truth image




reblogged from azullia, originally allteensrelate
posted 1 day ago on 19/10/2014 with 48,567 notes

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

open 24 hours

reblogged from the-tardis-to-my-doctor, originally baesicdallas
posted 1 day ago on 19/10/2014 with 345,785 notes

If you’ve all got texts, please ignore them.

If you’ve all got texts, please ignore them.


reblogged from the-tardis-to-my-doctor, originally wordsthatkeepyouhome
posted 1 day ago on 19/10/2014 with 2,997 notes
darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny

darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny


reblogged from the-tardis-to-my-doctor, originally darkmoonfall
posted 1 day ago on 19/10/2014 with 140,447 notes